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This is for the men out there going on dates tonight. I think it is because you do not know, so I am here to provide a service.

1. Do not talk about porn on the first date

2. Do not ask if their hair color is natural

3. Negging won't get you anywhere, it makes you look like an asshole.

4. Do not say "do you know who you remind me of? (fill in name and description of bitchy character in a movie)

5. Never ask if your date has ever considered plastic surgery

There, if you can remember these five you are already ahead.