make-up and tongues

This is a shameless ploy for my oldest friend. Our friendship has survived jealous girls, moves to cities we both love on opposite sides of the continent, periods of quiet and band camp. He helps me navigate my periods of insomnia with text messages. I need you to help him open for Kiss.

Please vote and put your zip code as 10003 for the dirty pearls.

And read his blog Fucker's Lament

Here's to another 18 years!